Sep 05

The Last Guy’s top-down zombie arcade game is Google Earth meets Shaun of the Dead.  Zombie Conga Line Anyone?

The Earth is infested with several forms of zombies.  The population is scarce and you are asked to rescue the last remaining civilians in 14 cities.  Here’s where you’re asked to step in, and get them the hell out of danger.  *The Last Guy is a top-down, aerial view arcade game, in which your character is portrayed by a man with a blue suit and red cape.  Incorporating a similar view to that of Google Earth you’ll see real cities which gives the game a realistic feel.  Of course with the top building view, the only way to determine who’s in a building is by turning ‘night vision’ on.  Japan Studios thought this one out because with ‘night vision’ on, you can’t see the nearby zombies.  So you’ll have to toggle your views to succeed.  In short, your mission is to rescue a certain number of civilians within the allotted time limit.

If the above image reminds you of Forret Gump, it should.  It’s an aerial view of Wash., D.C.

The first level starts you off in Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco.  You’re given 4 minutes to roundup 1000 people and deliver them safely into the “Escape Zone”.  Each city you are dropped off in, has zombies, items, and of course people to rescue.  The more civilians you bring to the “Escape Zone” at a time, the higher the bonus.  Of course there’s a catch!  The more civilians you have with you creates a long line (like follow the leader) which makes you more susceptible to the Zombies.  Once the Zombies get too close to you, they can either scare the civilians away or break your ‘Snake” like line both sending them screaming back into nearby shelters.  Oh yeah, and if a Zombie captures you, Game Over.

Item List

E = Energy
hE = High Energy
St = Stops Zombie Activity for limited time
Re = Warps you to nearest “Escape Zone”
Iv = Invisible to Zombies for limited time

The games’ music, and sounds let you know when time is almost up and when a zombie is near.  Strategically timed birds fly overhead to throw your visuals off.  The Japanese voice over’s add a creepy feel to the game during the game’s menu screen.

Walk this way guys…

The Good Stuff:

- Highly addictive arcade game
- An aerial view of 14 detailed cities
- Ascending Challenged Cities
- Quick, pick up and play game
- Rumble

The Bad Stuff:

- No Multi-player
- Lack of PS3 Trophies

The Neutral:

- Caped Crusader as main character

In the End…

I know the description of the game sounds simple.  It first reminded me of the classic cell phone game ‘Snake’.  If it sounds easy, then that means I did a good job not confusing the objective of the game, but let me warn you.  *The Last Guy is part arcade-action, mixed in with some strategy.  Some cities allow you to gather up a horde of civilians and avoid zombies to get back to your “Escape Zone”, but other cities will require you to roundup smaller groups and use the “Re” to warp you back to the nearest “Escape Zone”.

Overall, it’s a fun quirky top-down game worth giving a shot.

For the price of $9.99, I’d say give *The Last Guy a home…

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Sep 04

When it comes to video game characters, it’s hard not to love Mario.  The problem with Mario on the web is that just about everything that could possibly be done to him has already been done.  In the middle of an odd conversation about Ernst Ruska, the thought came to our heads that no one has ever posted (that we know of) an image of what Mario might look like under an electron microscope, so we decided to give it our best shot.

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Original Image

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Aug 23

Celebrities get arrested pretty much every day, but they rarely gives us a truly awesome mughshot to talk about.  Fortunately, the following ten criminal celebrities left us with timeless mugshots.  There’s a reason I picked each celebrity, but I decided to leave it up to the readers to say what they think about the ones I picked.  Drop a comment below!  Click on any image for a larger view…

Steve McQueen

Kid Rock

Rip Torn

Michael Jackson

Paul Ruebens

The Big Show

Bill Gates

Nick Nolte

James Brown

Andy Dick

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Jul 15

“In the end, there will only be chaos”

Strong words from our favorite mythology hero, Kratos!  The trailer shows an overhead view of… well, Hell!  As you approach closer to the mountain you’ll see Kratos atop, with his chains and blades bounded to his arms.  This trailer shows a great in-game video, and was a brief teaser of what we can expect in the upcoming weeks.

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Jun 25

Latest info is that Sony will not release this Firmware update until closer to E3. What a better way to greet all the E3 nerds than to say, “You’re here and you can’t see the firmware we just released to everyone else.” Unless they’re flying to LA with their PS3’s… doubt it or they go to the Sony booth, damn you E3 nerds!!!. Anywho, Here’s what you can expect through XMB:

* Friend category
* View, send, receive messages
* Manage downloads
* Set the vibration feature of the controller
* Sign in to PlayStation Network
* Register friends
* Manage Bluetooth devices
* Terminate the game
* Music category
* Use the system BGM
* Work the system BGM operation panel
* Settings category
* Assign controllers
* View profiles
* Game category
* Set audio devices
* Use the voice changer

Via Kotaku Via CVG

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Jun 07

Mark Crilley, the creator of ‘Miki Falls’ recently posted a great instructional video on YouTube showing people 100 ways to draw Manga eyes.  I’ve watched hundreds of these types of videos on the net and this is certainly one of the better ones.  If you have any interest in learning how to draw Manga, it’s worth a view.

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Jun 07

Here’s the latest GameStop weekly ad for 6/6/08 through 6/12/08. There really isn’t anything exciting on this week’s deals for the most part, but a few caught my eye.

Haze has already dropped in price drastically, even though it’s still basically a new release.  We hated the game here at Kezins.com, but if it continues to drop in price, it might be worth the buy.  $39.99 may still be a bit high for the title.  When it hits $29.99, I’d say “pick it up”. 

The only real deal of note is the 20% bonus trade-in credit towards MGS4.  I’m not big on trade-ins myself, but if you don’t have the cash to outright buy Metal Gear Solid 4, a trade-in is the way to go.  Konami may have some shady practices when it comes to marketing this title, but it’s still going to be the best available PS3 game for a while.  The way things are looking, it will be the top PS3 title of 2008.

Via GameStop

 

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May 19

Click on the above image for a larger view.  I have seen quite a few GTA IV comics hit the web in the past few weeks, but this one has to be the best by far.  The strange thing about my personal GTA experiences is that I tend to run over the most people when I’m not trying to.  After all, Grand Theft Auto has always been about the complete randomness of the chaos each individual experiences.  Just the other day, I jacked a car from this fat guy and he started running after me.  I decided to drive circles around him and amuse myself watching him pointlessly run in the circle following me.  Just as I was getting bored of the situation, a random car ran up on the curb and hit him mid-stride.  The driver got out and a scuffle started.  Next thing you know, the cops show up and a gun battle takes place.  After the battle was over, I leisurely walked over and picked up all the money from the dead bodies.  It’s thing like this that keep GTA IV interesting even when you’re just screwing around.

Comic Via Image Shack

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May 12

Kotaku’s Owen Good recently reported on Kombo.com’s list of demands they want to see for the future of Grand Theft Auto.  It’s probably a little early to start complaining about GTA, but these kinds of articles definitely get the attention author’s crave on Digg.com and other social networking sites.

Here are the 8 demands Kombo made and my response to each:

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May 06

Typically, “the making of” videos are extremely boring and worth passing on. In this case, the video for My Baby UK was interesting and worth a quick view. I’ve never played any kind of baby sims on my Nintendo DS, but apparently there are a ton of people interested in this sort of thing…

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