Aug 29

The G-string has certainly come a long way since the invention of the loincloth.  The miracle of modern technology and invention has finally updated the G-string once again by getting rid of the string.  When I first heard about this, I was skeptical, but it looks like these things might actually work. I wonder if the next Soulcalibur or Dead or Alive game will feature these.  It’s still not too late for some DLC.

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Via Geekologie

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Aug 12

 

Full Press Release:

London 12th August: In her latest incarnation the new Lara Croft isn’t just a pretty face - as a former gymnastic representative for Great Britain, she’s now got the all action skills to match.

Athletic and agile, 23 year old Alison Carroll from Croydon is set to be catapulted from her current job as a receptionist to a world of superstardom as she follows in the footsteps of Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie and model Nell McAndrew to become the new face of Lara Croft.

Unlike her predecessors Alison does not come from a modelling background, but with 12 years’ experience as a professional display gymnast, she is completely at ease at the thought of appearing in front of thousands of screaming Lara Croft fans. She certainly had no trouble impressing the judges when she competed against hundreds of other hopefuls in the search to find the live model of the action heroine.

Alison is an elite gymnast who has flown the flag for Great Britain. She has performed across the UK and overseas as part of a team of twenty athletes, wowing Prince Charles when she appeared at a special event at Westminster Abbey. She is also a dedicated coach of younger gymnasts, and recently choreographed the routine for the junior team that won the British National Championships.

Alison already follows a rigorous training regime, visiting the gym six times per week, and will be well prepared as she embarks on the fast and gruelling training programme required to portray sexy heroine Lara Croft. Starting immediately she will undertake a series of courses which will include a SAS survival, combat and semi-automatic weapon firing courses in Eastern Europe, and a crash course in world archaeology, to become the world famous, archaeologist and action heroine.

Once completely trained in the ways of video gaming’s leading lady, Alison will be lining up a host of international modelling assignments, starring in TV commercials, appearing on chat shows and is set to travel the globe over the coming months.

Alison Carroll says; “This is a fantastic opportunity and I am really looking forward to embracing Lara’s world” said Alison Carroll “I still can’t believe they chose me to take on the role of Lara – and I can’t wait to get stuck in. This is my dream job – I have always wanted to be an action hero and hope to be able to use my gymnastic ability to perform all of Lara’s stunts. It is slightly daunting but I am really excited at the same time.”

Sarah Hoeksma, Eidos Group Marketing Director says; “With her tremendous athletic ability, dance training and striking look we feel Alison embodies all the assets required to be the live model of Lara Croft, and we are really looking forward to working with her.”

Alison follows in the footsteps of previous Lara Croft stars, Karima Adebibe, Lucy Clarkson, Rhona Mitra, Nell McAndrew, Lara Weller and of course Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider movies.

Tomb Raider: Underworld marks the first game in this popular, recognisable series that is designed specifically for next generation consoles. Lara Croft uncovers proof of the existence of the mythical hammer of the Norse God Thor, a weapon rumored to have the power to smash mountains into valleys and destroy the Gods themselves.

Setting an epic journey around the globe in motion, Lara visits the ruins of ancient civilizations, collecting clues that lead her to a forgotten power that could lay waste to civilization. Exploiting the power and capabilities of next generation consoles, Lara must hunt for clues across massive environments, solving multifaceted puzzles, facing foes both animal and supernatural, this time with the aid of enhanced weapons and abilities.

 

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Jul 29

Here’s how I found out about Mint Royale. And I don’t know much else about them. A UK based, big beat dance act that remixes and uses samples extensively, Mint Royale has skyrocketed to success because of their remix of “Singing In The Rain”, on 2003’s Dancehall Places.

You have to pick your darlings with Mint Royale, because not everything is everyone. The pendulum swings heavily back and forth between styles and tones, which forces you to do a best-of playlist every time you turn them on. But what a playlist it can be.

“Anything”, also from Dancehall…, is practically made for Audiosurf. “54″, from the same album, and “Wait For You” are slightly more monotonous, but damn fine tracks to surf to nonetheless.

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Jul 25

The official ‘Force Unleashed’ covers for the United Kingdom (UK) release of the title are finally out there.  They all look pretty much the same, but we figured we’d go ahead and upload all of them for your viewing pleasure.  We’re not sure at this point which version will be the best for your money, but our bets are on the 360 and PS3 versions. The Wii version also ads the fun aspect of light saber fighting.

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Jul 07

The small buzz today concerns the comments made by Noel Gallagher concerning video games and violence.  Keep in mind that Gallagher has been known to make controversial statements to the press over the years.  Here’s what he had to say on this topic:

“People say it’s through violent video games and I guess that’s got something to do with it,” said Gallagher. “If kids are sitting up all night smoking super skunk [cannabis] and they come so desensitised to crime because they’re playing these video games, it’s really, really scary.”

Are video games to blame for knife crimes in the UK?  I highly doubt it.  It is true that games can desensitize players to violence (to a very small degree), but it’s irresponsible to place the blame on any form of entertainment.  I’m not quite sure how cannabis can contribute to violent crimes though.  The most violent crime I have ever seen someone commit while under the influence of weed was stealing cookies.  Perhaps they are lacing their smoking products in the UK with some kind of violent behavior inducing chemical.  Who knows…  It’s unfortunate we live in a society that no longer believes in personal responsibility…

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May 30

“One of those things that Konami doesn’t want us to talk about is the ‘total length of cut-scenes’. Hopefully it won’t be bending the rules to [sic] far to reveal that they represent about half of the content of the game.”

So reads a part of Dave McCarthy’s MGS4 review on IGN UK which suggests that come June 12 gamers will be able to enjoy Snake’s latest adventure in equal parts gameplay and cut scenes.

As a gamer who enjoys cut scenes, and especially those as expertly crafted in past Metal Gear Solids, it’s a little worrisome that they’ll take up half of the content on that mister-super-disc BluRay, but if their nicely woven into the gameplay and story they should be fine. We’ll just be ready to have some popcorn and Sour Patch gummies handy, won’t we?

Via IGN UK

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May 06

Typically, “the making of” videos are extremely boring and worth passing on. In this case, the video for My Baby UK was interesting and worth a quick view. I’ve never played any kind of baby sims on my Nintendo DS, but apparently there are a ton of people interested in this sort of thing…

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Apr 08

 

It looks like Destructoid, GoNintendo, Gamersyde and Modojo have signed a deal with Hammersuit, LLC.  Hammersuit will provide advertising sales, consulting, sponsorships opportunities and other services for all four game sites.  I’m a big fan of each site, so this is certainly great news.  Independent gaming blogs are where the really good news is at, so I’m definitely happy this deal went down.  Full press release follows the break…

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