Jul 24

I recently received this strange email encouraging me to check out the KKK website.  I guess they didn’t realize I was Catholic.  I’m also open-minded and love all people, so they certainly aren’t using targeted marketing techniques. Out of curiosity, I checked out their softheaded website that looks like a 8 year-old designed it.  I came across some links where they sell various products such as hats, t-shirts, bumper stickers and more.  While most of the hat logos are racist, a few are actually clever and some are simply disturbing.  One claims the KKK is “the last hope for America”.  If that band of mental defects are our last hope, we might as well pack our bags and give up now.  The most clever hat states that KKK members are the “Original Boyz N The Hood”.  I suppose they are.  If you want to check out the other ball caps Klan members are sporting, I dropped a gallery below of all the images.  Just please tell me you aren’t going to order any of them!

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Jun 03

Driving on the Garden State Parkway and seeing an idiot on the road is nothing new in New Jersey.  But just today I noticed some jerk swerving in and out of lanes, not using his signals, and tailgating the driver’s in front of him.  So being the New Jersey driver I am, I tried pulling up next to this guy.  As we continued South getting closer to the George Washington Bridge exit I tried getting his attention by honking the horn, and high beaming him from behind.  After 10 minutes of the chase which I can say, I clearly came in second, that driver exited on 163, George Washington Bridge.  Although I trailed the mystery man, I was able to take a snapshot of the vehicle.  Unfortunately it was only from behind but I DO know it was a male and I could have sworn he was angry at the wheel.

“Yes, I’m infatuated with the Bronx Bombers”

Now if Uwe Boll did live in New Jersey, I doubt a couple of things.

  1. Number one, his cancer ribbon… would he put one his Pacifica?
  2. Does he even have a Rottweiler?
  3. And… Is he a Yankee Fan?

Let me know what you guys think.  Could the Legend Uwe Boll live in the good ole Garden State?

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