Remember the Super Bowl in 2004 when Janet Jackson flashed us the titty? Justin Timberlake crooned, “I gotta have you naked by the end of this song” and he DID! Justin became the magical hero of lore for all the straight men in America. The most watched sporting event in the freakin’ US and Janet Jackson’s weirdly pierced nipple made for a memorable moment. Men will pass the story to their sons during one of the many “talks” they will have with their puberty-riddled man-children for centuries to come. It’s right there with the, “I’ve noticed you have magazines, let me explain naked women and our fascination with them” talk. Middle-agers, getting together with the guys, reminiscing about defining moments in their barely interesting pasts, will all tip a beer when one brings up the moment Janet Jackson’s titty was exposed to air. I could even remember where I was. Females have girl-crushes on Janet. Everyone loves her. Anyway, it was if the earth stood still. Complete silence. In my mind, then comes “Did I just see what I thought I saw?” confusion. I had to run to the computer and verify what my mind KNEW what it saw and my eyes just couldn’t BELIEVE they just saw.

And then the absolutely ridiculous fall-out… Politicians screaming that this is the mark of a depraved society. Just letting Janet Jackson’s titty fall back into obscurity was ludicrous! The religious right had a new cause! Anyway, the FCC ended up fining CBS for $550,000. CBS appealed and WON! The FCC didn’t fine Janet Jackson or Justin Timberlake for the gaffe. I suppose it’s a wash now. Can the FCC even levy fines at this point? I don’t know.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/21/cbs.janet.jackson/index.html

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written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: FCC, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, nipple, Super Bowl, titty

Canadian police constables round up strippers after their shifts at the club and bring them back to the constable lounge for drinks after hours. Evidently, the lounge has vending machines filled with liquor and beer. No stripper pole was mentioned.

Wow. This wouldn’t happen in the US, as it is highly unimaginable any police department would have vending machines with liquor in them. Our liquor laws generally wouldn’t allow it. But DAMN CANADA! Mad props. I didn’t know you had it in you.

Via CBC

written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: beer, Bring, Canada, club, DAMN, Department, didn, Edmonton, Jail, liquor, lounge, pole, police, Private Performances, stripper, Strippers, US, Via

It looks like there’s yet another crime possibly linked to video games. This time, it was a double-murder in Mississippi sparked by an ongoing feud over a PS2 game.

Nearly 24 hours after Denise Jackson was killed in her Vicksburg home, the body of Preston L. Qualls, 25, was found two doors away near debris from a house under construction, and police believe he was a victim of the same gunfire.

On Monday, Eric DeShawn Jackson was charged with the murder of Preston Qualls. Jackson is also charged in the shooting death of Denise Jackson and her unborn child. Jackson, 25, was four-and-half months pregnant.

According to police, the motive for the crime had something to do with an ongoing feud over a Sony PlayStation 2 game. More information will probably surface surrounding these events in the near future. It’s very sad that someone would murder others over of a video game.

Via WAPT.com

written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: body, crime, Dead, debris, Denise Jackson, Eric DeShawn, game, Jackson, Mississippi, Preston L. Qualls, Preston Qualls, Second, Sony, Vicksburg, video

Yup, watched the train wreck again. Viewers are witnessing the demolition of a man crush. Here is a recap of this show and every other episode that is sure to come. Corey Haim is a child actor who cannot comprehend the child. He is not an actor. How can you be an actor when you’ve done nothing but a reality show in what, 15+ years? The show is just him trying to revisit his childhood and continually blaming Feldman for his lack of success. His obsession with Feldman is just bizarre. The full page ad Haim took out in Variety was totally a publicity stunt, aimed at begging people to give him work. How could he possibly believe that it was an apology? Why mention work? In case you missed it, the ad said: “This is not a stunt. I’m back. I’m ready to work. I’m ready to make amends”.

Dumb-butt! For one, that’s the most self-centered supposed apology I have ever seen. Secondly, why the hell does his has-been behind think that the industry has been waiting with baited-breath for his reappearance. My life has continued on nicely with the disappearance of the Lost Boy. I’ve never had a conversation with anyone in which we discussed how much we missed Corey Haim. It’s just sad, sad, sad.

I know I made some people mad while talking about Michael Jackson in my last post. Anybody who watched the Martin Bashir special in which he proclaimed, “There is nothing more loving than sharing a bed with a young child”, should realize what kind of guy MJ really is. My almost five year old still climbs in my bed on a regular basis but I am not dumb enough to say anything like that. There are a million things that are more loving than sleeping in a bed with a child THAT IS NOT YOURS! Michael’s words condemned him. A jury doesn’t have to. What magical world do you people live in where guilty people go to jail? Grow up. Michael Jackson doesn’t do inappropriate things with children any more than R. Kelly pees on people. We’ll just leave it at that.

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written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: actor, apology, child, Corey, Coreys, Episode, Feldman, Haim, Martin Bashir, Michael, Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, Season, show, stunt

My husband and I spent the weekend watching the A&E show ‘The Two Coreys’ this weekend. I spent Monday chatting around the water cooler with co-workers about this horrible, horrible train wreck of a show. There is nothing much better than watching others’ misery. The harrowing, nail-biting scene was a showdown at a deli between the two to clear the air. They both started talking about being molested! Really? Why you mad at your friend, Haim? He’s got nothing to do with it. Feldman copped to being molested as a child also. My first thought, IT WAS MICHAEL! Feldman imitated the MJ in the most bizarre way for years. It was uncomfortable to see him with a fake Jerri Curl, fedora, white socks, black shoes, and a single glove. White people ain’t supposed to do that. I would say Feldman was doing black-face but that wouldn’t be quite accurate either. Michael Jackson was doing white face. Anyway, I digress.

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written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: Canadian, Coreys, Feldman, Haim, Interview, Jerri Curl, Keith Richards, Michael, Michael Jackson, misery, Monday, nothing, show, train, weekend, Whitest, wreck

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written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: assclown, attention, EVER, everyone, fart, Fashion, Girl, Heidi Montag, Hills, laugh, New, smell, Song, track, whiff, WORST

Snoop is finding ways to make sure every human knows who he is one way or another. The guy did a country song with twangs and all. For a California brother, it ain’t half-bad. Country’s been imitating for so long, it’s not like the genre has a clear sound anymore, which opens the way for people like Snoop Dog and Jessica Simpson to break in. Snoop is well on his way to country stardom. His wife is getting in on the action too, with her drunk driving arrest this past weekend. Go ahead Snoop. I ain’t mad at ya. Especially when you team up with Willie Nelson. Much better than Nelly’s team up with Tim McGraw. Listen to Snoop Dog and Willie Nelson right here: http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-18-this-is-not-a-joke-40.
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written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: action, ain, Brother, California, Country, Dog, Dogg, genre, guy, Jessica Simpson, Nelly, Snoop, Snoop Dogg country, Song, sound, stardom, Team, Tim McGraw, way, wife, Willie Nelson

This may come as a surprise to some, but apparently you can see Kim Kardashian’s ass from space. At least that’s what TMZ is reporting and they are always right.  The report claims there’s “not enough fabric in the world to properly cover that thing up…”  What do you think?

Via TMZ

written by Jennifer Leftwich \\ tags: ass, fabric, Kim Kardashian, Report, space, surprise, thing, TMZ, Via, world