If you are easily offended, Tropic Thunder may not be the film for you. If you are looking for a lot of laughs, I’m not sure why you haven’t seen it yet. Some of the best quotes from the film really make more sense if you’ve actually watched the movie. The witty film makes fun of Hollywood and numerous Vietnam war films. Here’s my choice for the top five Tropic Thunder quotes:
Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! (from trailer)
Alpa Chino: …because they had one good part in there for a *black* man, and they gave it to “Crocodile Dundee”!
Kirk Lazarus: Some of us might not make it back.
Jeff ‘Fats’ Portnoy: What do you mean, like… not on the same flight?
Speedman: I don’t believe you people!
Kirk Lazarus: What do you mean, “you people?”
Alpa Chino: What do you mean, “you people?”
Kirk Lazarus: Yo, assholes, this mother fucker’s dead!
Tugg Speedman: [picks up severed head] I think I can spot a prop head when I see one!
[people around him gag while he plays with the head]
August 14th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Did you see the movie?
How about any one of Tom Cruise’s lines. I’ve never seen such perfectly rendered insanity.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:45 am
how bout robert downey jr’s line “I’m a lead farmer, mother fucker!!”
August 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
My fav was”Cover me you limp-dick fuck-ups!”
August 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
no the best was everyone saying in there own way “what the fuck you have hands?”
August 14th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I’m honestly not a big Tom Cruise fan.
August 15th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
no the best quote was “im lyk a little boy who plays with his dick when hes nervous”
August 15th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
great quote Mandy. Perhaps I should have turned the post into a “top ten” list. There were so many great quotes from the film.
August 16th, 2008 at 2:02 am
You didn’t even see the movie did you? And even if you did see the movie, you don’t remember a word from it do you? All of those quotes are from the redband trailer from a few months back.
August 17th, 2008 at 12:50 am
…you NEVER go full retard.
…take a step back…and f*ck your face
best move EVER!
August 17th, 2008 at 8:03 am
toms line was “why dont you take a step back and literally f*ck your own face” and i hate tom cruise,but he kicked major ass in this movie.and there was a retarded guy in the audience.for real
August 18th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
How about, “So… when you were singin I love da pussy… were you really thinking about dangling ya dice on Lance’s forehead?”
October 29th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
woah pat chill haha they are still funny lines
but if have to say one of my favorites was when they first arrive in the jungle and the director is taking their cell phones and kirk lazarus says something like “aint no cell phones in 1972 man, im head to toe legitimate” haha and “i dont drop character till the iv done the dvd commentary”
October 29th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
woah pat chill haha they are still funny lines
but if have to say one of my favorites was when they first arrive in the jungle and the director is taking their cell phones and kirk lazarus says something like “aint no cell phones in 1972 man, im head to toe legitimate” haha and “i dont drop character till the iv done the dvd commentary”
November 5th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
“Pump the brakes”
November 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We’re supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.Ask Sean Penn, 2001, “I Am Sam.” Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed…
November 7th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Jeff Portnoy: I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipes, and swallow the gravy.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
All the above lines are classic.. Just watched the film and thought it was ace.. best bit was the part when Steve Coogan got blown up and Ben Stiller is sticking his fingers into his head thinking it was a prop..
Have to say I thought Tom Cruise was irritating…his attempt at taking the p*ss out of himself had me cringing..stick to what you know TOM!!
Robert Downey Jr… best actor ever!!!