Wednesday marks the long-awaited launch of the cutesy, but deadly, Castle Crashers which adds some salt to the wound that is the Xbox 360 void caused by the “red ring of death.” Oh, how this writer wishes he could spend all those 1500 pennies ($15, 1200 Microsoft Points) on The Behemoth’s latest romp this week…might have to dip into some PS3-playable games, instead.
For those of you wondering…yes, Freddi Fish, Pajama Sam and Spy Fox are real game characters in “real” $20-still-too-expensive games for the trash dump that is the Nintendo Wii. We mean publishers use it as a dumping ground, not that it’s an actual dump…or is it?
(The following scores were “aggregated-tive-ized” as of August 25, 2008 via Metacritic)
The Good…
- Sid Meier’s Pirates! (Mac) - Metascore: 88 (PC)
- Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice (PS3) - Metascore: 82
- FlatOut: Ultimate Carnage (PC) - Metascore: 78
The Bad…
- Ferrari Challenge Trofeo Pirelli (PS3, Wii, DS, PS2) - Metascore: 72 (PS3)
- Falling Stars (PS2) - Metascore: 40
- Vampire Rain: Altered Species (PS3) - Metascore: 38 (360)
The Unrated…
Xbox 360
- Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
- Tales of Vesperia
- Castle Crashers
PS3
- Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
Wii
- Mario Super Sluggers
- Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
- Kidz Sports: Crazy Golf
- Pajama Sam in Don’t Fear the Dark
- Freddi Fish in Kelp Seed Mystery
- Spy Fox in Dry Cereal
- Rebel Raiders: Operation Nighthawk
- Ford Racing: Off Road
PC
- GTR Evolution
- Penumbra: Requiem
- Prison Tycoon 4: SuperMax
- The Sims 2 Apartment Life
- Hacker Evolution - Reinsertion
- Operation Mania
Mac
- MindHabits
DS
- Commando: Steel Disaster
- MLB Power Pros 2008
- Picto Image
- N+
- From the Abyss
- Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness
- Digimon World Championship
- The Sims 2 Apartment Pets
- The Sims 2 Apartment Life
PSP
- Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
- N+
PS2
- Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
- DT Racer Refueled
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